You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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