Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ok first of all what the fuck
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