well most of my day revolves around power hour
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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