Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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