Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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