There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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