my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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