after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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