Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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