Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
did you just send me my own nude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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