If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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