There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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