The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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