The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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