she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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