So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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