Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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