is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I love you. Go after that dick
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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