He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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