After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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