honey bunches of taint.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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