i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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