i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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