I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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