So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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