K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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