be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Operation Purity has been aborted
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Randomize
