We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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