Buhtt sex?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
this hospital has no fireball
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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