Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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