ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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