We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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