she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My pussy is not your playground.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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