Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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