You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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