wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi