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(907): View more from Alaska

It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?

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(214): View more from Texas

You started having a threesome right in front of me.

(1-214): View more from Texas

lololol that's what happened?

(214): View more from Texas

Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.

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