it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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