You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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