your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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