Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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