i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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