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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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