Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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