I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
