just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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