I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My Higher Power is John Stamos
that's an acceptable place to lick
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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