that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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