If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Houston, we have a blender
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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