I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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