..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i drank out of a bidet.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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