I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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