Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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