it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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