I hate all girls vehemently.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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