She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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